משפטי מחץ - הת'רד הרישמי

[Huber]

שלום אנשים.

אני פעם בשבוע מחליף את המשפט מחץ במסנג'ר והחלטתי לרכז את כל מה שאני שם פה. אני מבטיח לעדכן תדירות, אבל רק אם לא תשאירו אותי לבדי ותשתתפו בעידכון. מתחילים:

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

[Huber]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

[Pavelz]

משפט מחץ ששמעתי היום בעבודה:
מי שמתעסק, מתרסק

[Booboo]

קל באימונים, חלל בקרב

[uriler]

The word "Politics" is composed of two words:
1. "Poly" which means "a lot".
2. "Ticks" which means "Blood Sucking Insects".

Do the math yourselves...

[Huber]

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

[Avi_h]

In Infra we trust

[Huber]

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

[Avi_h]

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by"
By Douglas Adams

[רונן]

[left]As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes,
and I can't remember the other two.[/left]

[MartinHSabag]

פנס זה מארז לסוללות גמורות.

[Pavelz]

If I'd tell you that you have a great body would you hold it against me?

[Pavelz]

[left]As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes,
and I can't remember the other two.[/left]

...

מזכיר לי את זה:
There are three notable effects of prolonged usage of marijuana:
It hurts long-time memory, it hurts short-time memory, and the third I don't remember

[ילדיעפים]

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